funny things children say (1) . . .

One of my favorite types of humor, the hilarious things children say :

“The 7th Commandment says ‘thou shalt not admit adultery’.”

“Jesus’ Golden Rule says ‘do unto others┬ábefore they do one to you.’ ”

“Christians are only allowed one spouse. This is called monotony.”

“Dew forms on leaves when the sun shines down on them making them perspire.”

“Momentum: something you give to a person when they are going away.”

“Rhubarb: a sort of bloodshot celery.”

“Vacuum : a big empty space where the Pope lives.”

“To keep milk from going sour: Keep it in the cow.”

See lots of other great amusing children’s quotes here.


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