One of my favorite types of humor, the hilarious things children say :
“The 7th Commandment says ‘thou shalt not admit adult
ery’.”
“Jesus’ Golden Rule says ‘do unto others before they do one to you.’ ”
“Christians are only allowed one spouse. This is called monotony.”
“Dew forms on leaves when the sun shines down on them making them perspire.”
“Momentum: something you give to a person when they are going away.”
“Rhubarb: a sort of bloodshot celery.”
“Vacuum : a big empty space where the Pope lives.”
“To keep milk from going sour: Keep it in the cow.”
See lots of other great amusing children’s quotes here.
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